If you're on an online dating site and you don't have a pic, fuck off. You're not a mature enough human to deserve dating anyone. Don't even THINK of trying that, "Well, looks shouldn't matter. What are you, shallow?" crap.
It would be cute if it weren't so disgusting how everyone who does this tries to play the, "Looks shouldn't matter," card. Of course, they only apply this to themselves. Apparently, THEIR looks don't matter, but the looks of every other inhabitant of the planet Earth do. Hence, I can easily ask them the same thing, "What are you shallow...AND a pussy?" because we all know goddamn well that everyone selectively messages other people based on their pictures. So, basically, these motherfuckers go on a dating site, sit back, and click away judging EVERYONE ELSE by their looks, but absolving themselves from judgment.
If you are one of these people, you deserve to be alone.
The same thing goes for people who post pictures, but you can't clearly see their faces in any of them. You should also be ashamed and alone.
Saddest of all is that I have to point out to these preteding-to-be-deep-yet-transparently-shallow muthefukkaz that they're doing this. They think it's just fine and dandy NOT to post a picture, but to go around judging everyone else. Really? I have to explain this shit?
And anyway, does this shit work? Do women just go, "Oh...it's ok if you don't have a picture and I have no idea what you look like because you wrote me a poem.....that you sent to every other skank you messaged that day."
NO
It doesn't fucking work, especially not in online dating! Knock it off!
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Friday, October 21, 2011
Naked in reverse
I really wonder how the world of dating would change if everyone saw each other naked without their faces showing, before they met. It would almost be the opposite of what we do now.
People always worry so much about their bodies, women in particular, that it prevents many of us from even considering dating. If we just showed what we looked like from the neck down upfront, I really wonder how things would change.
A lot of men only like what they like because they're told to. Well, a lot of PEOPLE, really, but especially in terms of body types. A lot of men are interested in a certain type of woman that they think their peers won't approve of, so instead, they go for what they think they're supposed to like.
If we all saw each other naked from the neck down first, this might also change. People aren't really identifiable by their naked bodies except by someone who's seen them naked, and even so, without the face, it might be hard to distinguish 100%. So, maybe men who were attracted to bbws but end up dating thin women because they don't want to take shit from their friends would actually go for bbws because their faces would be hidden.
Women go insane trying to get this idealized figure of some...asshole. I really don't know who came up with this unattainable standard of being 5'9'' and 100 lbs, but it's impossible for a good 99% of the population. But if we were all saw each other naked, then maybe we'd get used to the idea of body diversity and we'd all chill the fuck out. Also, we'd see all the bodies that don't fit the conventionally attractive mold accompanied by men who like them anyway.
Or, maybe it would make us all even more scrutinizing, shallow, and obsessive about our looks. In any case, there is definitely something that would change if the factor of facial anonymity were removed.
I suppose something like craigslist could measure dating, relationship, and sexual satisfaction when seeing someone naked from the neck down first. There are plenty of ads on that site that show nothing but somebody naked with pictures from every possible angle with no face showing. I personally know people who met that way and are now happily together, some even married.
It seems like we are supposed to place sexuality as the last priority in a relationship, something you only get to if all other criteria are met. What if we did that in reverse?
Hmmm....
People always worry so much about their bodies, women in particular, that it prevents many of us from even considering dating. If we just showed what we looked like from the neck down upfront, I really wonder how things would change.
A lot of men only like what they like because they're told to. Well, a lot of PEOPLE, really, but especially in terms of body types. A lot of men are interested in a certain type of woman that they think their peers won't approve of, so instead, they go for what they think they're supposed to like.
If we all saw each other naked from the neck down first, this might also change. People aren't really identifiable by their naked bodies except by someone who's seen them naked, and even so, without the face, it might be hard to distinguish 100%. So, maybe men who were attracted to bbws but end up dating thin women because they don't want to take shit from their friends would actually go for bbws because their faces would be hidden.
Women go insane trying to get this idealized figure of some...asshole. I really don't know who came up with this unattainable standard of being 5'9'' and 100 lbs, but it's impossible for a good 99% of the population. But if we were all saw each other naked, then maybe we'd get used to the idea of body diversity and we'd all chill the fuck out. Also, we'd see all the bodies that don't fit the conventionally attractive mold accompanied by men who like them anyway.
Or, maybe it would make us all even more scrutinizing, shallow, and obsessive about our looks. In any case, there is definitely something that would change if the factor of facial anonymity were removed.
I suppose something like craigslist could measure dating, relationship, and sexual satisfaction when seeing someone naked from the neck down first. There are plenty of ads on that site that show nothing but somebody naked with pictures from every possible angle with no face showing. I personally know people who met that way and are now happily together, some even married.
It seems like we are supposed to place sexuality as the last priority in a relationship, something you only get to if all other criteria are met. What if we did that in reverse?
Hmmm....
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Strings attached
What do you do when someone in a no strings attached relationship develops feelings? The answer is quite simple, really.
Strings Attached
Strings Attached
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I actually won a prize for this one!
Must read for men who date online
I actually won a prize for this one!
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